The 4th of July is one of those days where we just freeze time to enjoy our bliss or our denial. Eat our cake and have it too while summer still feels both young and endless.
Joe Biden is perpetually screaming about Corn Pop being a bad dude at the community pool. He IS endless, torturous, summer. Then, forever, always.
Constantly decked out in helmets, and Ray-Bans. Either enjoying his ice cream, or squirting water guns. Thatâs the Joe (they want us) to know! Thatâs our silly summertime Joey! Giving nature the old college try.
Itâs been fun and all, but itâs high time Americans start to ask the tough questionsâĤ When will he finally retire the good olâ boy beach-time gimmick?
Heâs been pounding chocolate chip ice cream cones for eons.